Friday, April 8, 2011

The Reverse Tan

If you're of a certain age, I'm sure you can agree that one of the most surreal pop culture moments of the 1980's had to be the release of Michael Jackson's 'BAD'. Prior to it dropping there had been rampant speculation that Jackson had decided to retire young, but that was obviously untrue. He was back in the game and staring at us from the cover of his latest album - albeit with a new and different look.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Latex Allergy

When I first started getting laid, ignorance was bliss. I would spend a virgins-only amount of time getting to know a girl and when I could tell that she was either comfortable or emotionally unstable enough to want to sleep with me, I would say a quiet thank you to God before mounting her and handling her body with all the fluid grace of a seagull rummaging through a landfill.