Thursday, January 13, 2011

Is This Your Ass?

Is this your ass?
If so, I have terrible news for you: No one will ever love you for who you really are.

Don't get too down about it though. There are other girls out there who also have it pretty rough:

This girl has never heard the truth in her entire life. Can you imagine what that must be like?

Or put yourself in her position. How would you feel if the whole world never cared about whether or not you ever turned around to face it again?

Everyone always assumes that being beautiful is easy. Try wrapping your mind around how distorted this woman's perception of the world must be. There are only three types of guys who'll ever talk to her - regular guys who say anything they think she wants to hear, losers who read a Neil Strauss book and think that telling her how crooked her teeth are is a good way to break ice or really rich guys who feel as though their money entitles them to her interest.

Then there are the women who hate her for being a skinny bitch with a perfect ass. Can you blame them?

This girls ass just started its first year at College. It has never paid for a drink at the bar, and it never will.

The moral of the story is: appreciate everything about yourself. Love yourself for who you are. There may be no one out there willing to marry you strictly for your torso but at least at the end of the day you can take comfort in knowing that your world is REAL, and that's all that really matters, right?

photos from: Girls In Cute Underwear


Anonymous said...

is this for real?

The Fool said...

No it's for fake. But it's less fun when I have to tell you.

Anonymous said...

lol - interesting take.

power of the ass.

Ty said...


Carly said...

Anonymous said...

you mentioned, "losers who read a Neil Strauss book." GOOD. They r losers. post moreabout how much pick up artists suck. they r like the coachroaches of the internet- nuclear logic bombs will seemingly leave them unfazed... and they r rapidly multiplying. talk more about how much they suck and what the real deal is btwn men and women...


Brian of Nazareth said...

Wow, it must suck being the delusional psychotic who wrote this. Oh well, there's one in every crowd. No, wait... there's TONS in every mental hospital.